Quotable Mondays

Because I had such a tough week with one particular child I give you some funny quotes today...

"Everyone should have kids.

They are the greatest joy in the world.

But they are also terrorists.

You'll realize this as soon as they are born,

and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
-- Ray Romano

"We spend the first twelve months

of our children's lives

teaching them to walk and talk

and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up. "
-- Phyllis Diller

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger.

When is a good time?

When you're feeling festive? "
-- Roseanne Barr